Good to be the Governor Edition

1. (interior monologue) "Can't...think...mesmerized...by...shiny...buttons...."
2. (interior monologue) “Purple Heart, hmph, I could take him.”
3. (interior monologue) “If I had him killed, would anyone notice?”
4. “That's right, I am the Commander-in-Chief, which means your ass is mine, bee-yotch.”
5. (interior monologue) “My uniform didn't look like that at my weekend get-away with Daddy's Texas National Guard.”
6. (interior monologue) “I don't have a freakin' clue what this guy is sayin'. Who am I kiddin'? I don't even know who this clown is. Ahhh, it's good to be the Governor.”
7. “I'm funny? Funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you? How am I funny, you @#$%&!?!?”
8. “You say one more big word I don't understand like 'objective' and I am going to ship your ass to a lovely studio cement apartment in Tukirt.”
9. (interior monologue) “Someone farted. And I'm pretty sure it wasn't me.”
10. “You talkin' to me? 'Cause I don't see nobody else here.”