Filthy Lucre Edition

1. "When yer President, like ah am, you have to make tough decisions. Like, how is we going to pay down our national debt? Well, I'm here to tell you. It'll take resolve. It'll take courage. It'll take remembering the sacrifice of the heroes of nine-eleven. But mostly it'll take cash. That's right, I'm talkin' money. Moo-lah. Dollar, dollar bills, y'all."

2. "I'm tellin yuh, I wuz this close - see how close my fingers are together? - this close to finding them Dubya-Em-Dees in that Eye-rack, until them Demmycrats started whining about Gitmo and Abu Gabi and hurtin' the troops!"