Katrina and the Waves Edition

1. "Ah lahke me a winder seat, I git to see all that there devastatination in the south, watch them oil prices rise like them flood waters, yeah, it shore is purty."
2. "That cain't be from global warming, that there tempachure in Nawlins is like, only 90 dergrees with all that rain! Ooh lookit - I kin see a Hummer!"
3. Bush: "What's that little feller doin' out on the wing of mah plane? He looks kinda like Saddam....OH MY GOD, HE'S RIPPING THE DURN ENGINE APART! SOMEONE COME QUICK!"
   Member of flight crew: "Can I help you, Mr. President?"
   Bush: "SADDAM IS MASS DESTRUCTING THE ENGINE OF THE PLANE!"
   Member of flight crew: "Let me see, sir..........I'm sorry, sir, I don't see anything."
   Bush: "But....he was there.....I SEEN him....."
   Member of flight crew: "Why don't you just go back to your cabin and rest a bit, sir. I'm sure you'll feel better after a nice nap."
   Bush: "I bet y'all think I'm crazy now, just like Cap'n Kirk in that weird black and white episode of Star Wars where he went all loco and sweaty on the plane."
   Member of flight crew: "We already thought that, sir."
   
4. "Dang. Glad that ain't my white friends down there. Keep flyin', pilot, I got me a nice room by the beach at the Hotel Del waitin' for me. And couldja pull back up above the clouds? All them flames are distracting me from my PS2."