Promises, Promises Edition

1. "There's a sayin' in Texas, not sure if it's a sayin' here in Arizona, but it goes 'Don't promise...uh...don't make me promise...ya...uh...don't make a promise your buddy can't cash!'"
2. Mr. President, if there was one word you could think of that described a quality your presidency was never likely to have, what would that word be?