Please Let This All Be A Bad Joke Edition

"So, this guy walks into a talent agent's office, and he says, 'Have I got an act for you!' The talent agent says to him, 'Well, what kinda act is it?' And the guy says, 'It's a family act. First, my daddy comes out on stage, right? And he picks up a phone and calls his powerful friends to get me nominated for the Presidency. Then my brother comes out, and he starts rigging the polls in his state so I can win by a slim margin. Then, after I'm President, I hire all muh daddy's old friends, and we decide to go to war against the Eye-rackis, since my daddy couldn't finish the job before. Now, in order to do this, we exploit the fears of the 'Merrican people, y'see, so they'll go 'long with what we want 'em to do. Only, it turns out that they don't have nuthin' to actually be afraid of. So then, we tell 'em that we're spreadin' democracy. I repeat a lot of things, like "Freedom's on the march" and "Nine-eleven," and at this point the audience is eatin' outta my hand, right? And then, when everybody starts to catch on, and starts questioning why things ain't turnin' out the way we told 'em, we tell everybody that there's no actual plan for getting out of Eye-rack, but we have to "stay the course!"' And the talent agent looks at the guy and says, 'Well, that's a hell of an act. What do you call it?' And the guy says, 'The Aristocrats!'"