Compromising Position Edition

Bush: "So let me make sure I got this here compromised torture ban we cooked up straight, McCain ol' pal. We can electrocute nipples but not genitals, we can spit on the Ko-ran but not piss on it in front of the Muslim prisoners, and any beatings we administer can't leave a mark."
McCain: "That's correct, Mr. President, but don't forget that any of these activities have to occur in top secret Eastern European prisons run by the CIA, not on American soil."
Bush: "Pardner, you got yerself a deal!"