Deficit Reduction Edition

1. FOR SALE: Capitol Building, approximately 200 years old, well-maintained. Underwent major renovations in 1994 and 2000. Current owners also occupy large white house nearby and have deemed this property unnecessary. Reasonable offers will be considered. Please contact the seller's agent, R.B. Cheney, at Secure Undisclosed Location, or by phone at (555) GOF-USLF.
   
2. After viewing the scale 1:100 mockup of the Capitol Building shown here while touring at Legoland's "Mini-World" recently, a clearly confused, and obviously inept, President Bush asked how they could promote all those "happy little yellow-faced smilin' Americans" to take over some minority seats in Congress.