It Ain't Lyin' If It's Me Edition

"Ah condemn all them regimes that do torture and that spy on their own citizens and bully other countries and fix their elections and develop weapons of mass destructions and operate above innernational law. And Ah vow to nukeyer ever single onna them countries that's like that. So, uh, Ah'll be in mah bunker fer the next 3 years while you folks enjoy the new Nukular Free Skies Act."