Queer as Volk Edition

1. Sadly, Gov. Schwarzenegger and Mickey Mouse's time together would prove to be all too brief, as the "Austrian Oak" bowed to party pressure and promised to veto California's recently passed legalization of gay marriage. In a short statement, the Governor said, "I vill alvays remember mein time mit Mickey fawnd-lee. Venn he made me his girly-man, I knew a kind of bliss dat I hat never felt befoar. However, here in Kah-lee-foar-nee-ah, vee must not let dee legislatuah derail the vill of duh people. Unless dat legislatuah has a Republican majority, of course."
   
2. Filming began today in Hollywood on New Line Cinema's latest sequel "Twins, Too", and expectations are high for the actor-turned-politician to really cement his standing as a complete and total douche-bag.