Trent Lott's New Porch Edition

1. "An' then we're gonna have ourselves a li'l ol' puttin' green, rightchover thar, an' we'll create jobs for summa them poor coloreds, er, displaciary people who didn't have the sense to leave. An' Michael Brown will come over and we'll have some sweet tea and some gumbo and you kin watch through the gates. Yep, it's gonna be right nice sittin' here in New New Orleans with Charleton Heston and Trenty and Rummy and Leezie and Brownie and dad and..."
2. "Yeah, seems like just yesterday me and Trent was having that big bonfire out here on the lawn with all his constituents. Man, we was all drinkin' and hollerin' and they started wearin' these funny white robes, like when I would go to toga parties back at Yale. 'Course, our togas didn't have them funny white pointy hats to go with 'em....."