Send in the Mexican Marines! Edition

1. "I'd like to just say a big, I mean, grande gracias to y'all for helpin' us out here. And I hope y'all don't mind that I'm gonna have to have the Border Patrol deport y'all soon as yer done here today. Y'all comprende, right?"
2. "So y'all are from Mexico, right? Well, why aren't you wearin' them big wide hats and the colorful blankets and such? And this guy over here don't even have cris-crossed bandoleros on or nothing...."