The South Shall Rise Again Edition

1. Reacting to the colossal bungling of Hurricane Katrina's aftermath, a suicide bomber, disguised as a red state voter, approaches President Bush's high-speed motorcade through Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.
2. The President's latest nominee for the Supreme Court toured areas of the South ravaged by Hurricane Katrina prior to leaving for Washington and what promises to be a contentious confirmation hearing. When asked why he nominated someone with no legal training to the nation's highest court, President Bush was quoted as saying, "Well, she looks a heckuva lot better in her legal briefs than Ginsburg or O'Connor."