Yes, Mr. Bush? Edition

1. President Bush asks if a bathroom break is possible at the UN World Summit today. Secretary of State Rice and UN Ambassador Bolton, in an unusual breach of protocol, snickered behind the President's back after he told Kofi Annan that he needed to "wee-wee."
   
2. Governor Bush lightened the mood at the UN this week when he insisted on obtaining a head-phone-style language translator; however, his request was denied due in part to the first proto-type 'English-to-American' conversion device was currently being used by Britney Spears' OBGYN.